Monster Briefs by Warren

Ok, as anyone who's read this blog even for a short time knows I was, and still am, a big fan of the whole Captain Company thing. I loved the idea of having pages and pages of merchandise bedecked with classic images from the Creepy, Eerie, Vampirella; the model kits, the records, the puzzzles, the posters.

But this goes solidly and firmly over the line--a line of tightie-whities featuring ghoulish monster images right over the crotch? I know a lot of comics fans have had to resign themselves to life of lonliness, partly due to their inward, nerdish natures; but wearing one of these would virtually guarantee that if you did talk a woman back to your house, you'd send her screaming into the night just at the moment it was about to Get Interesting.

And is the nude guy a piece of stock photography, or some poor Warren staffer bribed with the promise of a huge bonus and/or liquor?